Despite the goofy promo video, this does seem to be an actual product. Cuss Collar is a pet accessory that combines a patented leather collar with a compact black speaker that swears every time your dog barks. The company's website makes it clear that Cuss Collar is not a shock/vibration/training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use. It's just for fun. You know it's not actually translating your dog's barks into F-bombs, but you can pretend. And maybe trick a couple of your dumber friends.
It's sold out at the moment, but you can keep an eye out for it to be back in stock here.
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